Thomas Jefferson Misquote

Note: This is satire

Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear jumping out of your bathroom like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.

-Thomas Jefferson

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