For those of you who have not heard yet. Billy Mays, beloved pitchman and Just For Men Brush In Gel connoisseur, was found dead in his Tampa Florida home this morning. May’s body was discovered by his wife and no foul play is suspected. This is a sad day for fans of direct response marketing... »

Have you been to MSPaintPorn.net yet? OhMyGodItsAlan turned us on to this site and it is absolutely fucking ridiculous. It’s an entire library of poorly drawn porn created using MS Paint. They have softcore porn, hardcore porn, 8 bit facials, terribly rendered anal, beastiality, fisting, Japanese style Bukkake, scat and even metaphysical pornography. - The Sixth Nonsense »

Ching chong… ching chong… ching cock? Ohhhh… noooo…. You gay…. For those of you following at home. Ching chong is not racist… it is actually Thai for “I have to go to the bathroom.” The Sixth Nonsense »

And by rolling, I most certainly mean highfiving everyone buried within arms reach of his tomb. Apparently, Nokia has developed a cellphone prototype that can recharge itself. I know what your thinking, what’s the big deal? All cellphones come with rechargeable batteries. Does this phone have solar panels on it or some kind of tiny... »

Ma’am! Yes, you in the leopard print dress with the back titties hanging out. You need to stop lying to yourself and come to grips with reality. You’re fat. You’ve always been fat. You will always be fat. It is not hereditary and it is most certainly not a hormonal imbalance. Now, stop crying lardo and promise me you won’t try to... »

Little Boy from Jerry Maguire: “Jerry, did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?” Sixth T. Nonsense: “Really? Did you know that children are filled with at least 8 pounds of cheese? Oh, and stop calling my Jerry. It’s creepy” »

Bananas are now the theme of the day. I know its random. I realize it’s not  funny. But fuck it. We are doing it because I fucking said so. They are delicious, they are good for you and they are flying at you in mass. Enjoy…. - The 6th Nonsense »

You! Yea You. Go make like a banana and go kill yourself. Or better yet, make like a David Carradine and die from autoerotic asphyxiation while hanging in a closet in Bangkok, Thailand. Oh… Too Soon? - The 6th Nonsense »

After 8 years of Bush, Kim Jong Il is the kind of crazy America can believe in. Seriously though, this crazy bastard scares the shit out of me. I don’t care if he looks like my grandma. And yes Sean, before you ask this is original content. I actually made this myself. Behold the power of... »

Did anyone catch last night’s Colbert Report? Apparently Colbert is shooting his show this week straight from Baghdad Iraq and on Tuesday night President Obama made his second appearance on the show since taking the presidency. During taping Obama’s teleprompter went out, what followed did not go live. but it was absolutely hilarious. He had... »

Work, work, work, work… Hello boys, have a good night’s rest? I missed you. - The Sixth Nonsense »

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Has anyone seen this PSA before? Who the fuck thinks this way? Are the gay’s really this touchy? Compared to being stripped naked and tied to a fence I think that using the term “that’s so gay”…. maybe isn’t that big of a deal. Matthew Shepard was murdered in 1998. That really wasn’t that long... »