Well, it’s official. I’ve finally had enough with Verizon Wireless’ bull shit and decided to finally pick up an iPhone. I know what your thinking… Who gives a fuck? And normally you’d be correct with that sentiment. I know better to bore ya’ll with my everday life. But I digress, the one perk to my new... »

Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press JOHANNESBURG (AFP) – South Africa’s new 800-meter world champion Caster Semenya was declared a “girl” by local press Thursday, with the athlete’s family shrugging off questions about the runner’s gender. All major newspapers’ front pages pictured a burly Semenya who powered to a 1 minute 55.45 seconds win, the world’s... »

Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press (BALTIMORE) Traces of paper money taint up to 90% of cocaine in the United States, a new study finds. A group of scientists tested eight-balls from more than 30 cities in five countries, including the United States, Canada, Brazil, China, and Japan, and found “alarming” evidence of paper currency use... »

PHILADELPHIA– Three American hikers detained in Philadelphia for nearly two weeks entered the city by mistake and their families are hoping for a quick resolution that will reunite them with their children, the families said in a statement Tuesday. Joshua Fatty, freelance journalist Shane Bear and Bear’s girlfriend, Sarah Loud, were hiking near a river... »

For those of you residing in Maryland, it looks like the Baltimore County County Council is debating installing 12 speed cameras on streets near school zones. The initiative has received a great deal of resistance. Many argue that the motive behind the new initiative is revenue – not safety. The police had this to say... »

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Thanks go out to OhMyGodItsAlan for submitting this pic. Christ it’s hilarious. For those of you following at home that can’t view JPEG’s, its a pic of Barry Obama and Johnny McCain and it reads, “With all due respect, Senator McCain, the American financial system ultimately rests on the backs of middle-class tax payers. We need... »

Notice anything different on the site today? We got rid of the ads. We got rid of all of them. Every single fucking ad. Apparently, a certain social media site took offense to our ads being  Not Safe For Work (NSFW). Myself, I was partial to them. Who doesn’t like random boobs? And, since when was pornography not a... »

Breaking news from Thailand. Hillary Clinton is on her first trip abroad since breaking her elbow last month. While in Phuket, Thailand Clinton met with a number of Asian leaders. And, guess who was there? That’s right. China’s crazy little  nephew, the one, the only… North Korea. There appearance wasn’t a let down either, they had this to... »

Has you seen Adventures of an Incurable Optimist? It’s a tv special starring Michael J. Fox. It initially aired on ABC last May. If you haven’t seen it, find a copy and watch it. Now, you’re probably wondering why I’m posting about something so inspirational. I know, it isn’t exactly our MO. And, here’s... »

A way to stand out on Web in a tough job market Sonia Sotomayor knew she had to do something extraordinary to stand out as a job candidate in a tough job market. So she built a Web site. But it wasn’t just any ol’ resume site under her own name. Instead, in early June, she... »

I know we are a little late to the party on this one, but I figured if I hadn’t seen it then half of you sheltered mother fuckers probably haven’t either. This video is a collection of some of the most hilarious meme, GIFs and 300 related nonsense I have ever seen. I don’t... »

You spoke and we listened. A number of you complained about our full page ads system. You worried that the shady bastards supplying our ads would give you a virus. So guess what we did? You got it. We removed the sons of bitches. When visiting The 6th Nonsense you will no longer see full page ads. If... »