When God gives you a hand, make hand grenades… - The Sixth Nonsense »

Note: This is satire A thing is not necessarily true because a man lies for it. - Oscar Wilde »

Note: This is satire Among the natural rights of the colonists are these: First a right to life, secondly to liberty, and thirdly to property; together with the right to defend them with lawyers, guns and money… lots and lots of money. - Samuel Adams »

Thank you Jimmy Kimel. Blacks are chocking on the *BLEEP*, but not ready to swallow the *BLEEP*. *BLEEP* Spring vegetables. Mom, when you come up to *BLEEP* me, will you bring me a glass of water? - The Sixth Nonsense »

A-HA-HA-HA!!! They call him the Count because he really like to *BLEEP*. HE *Bleep* the cobwebs in the hall. He *BLEEPS* the candles on the shelf. When he’s alone he *BLEEPS* himself. He *BLEEPS* slowly, slowly, slowly getting  faster. Once he start’s to *BLEEP*, its very hard to stop. Faster, faster it is so... »

Note: This is satire Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear jumping out of your bathroom like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend. -Thomas Jefferson »

Note: This is satire A good head and a sturdy shank are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela »

Thanks to OHMYGODITSALAN for this clip. It’s a candid clip of Mr. Slowsky (of Comcast fame) cheating on his wife with a shoe. Make sure you really crank the volume on this one. Your going to want to hear the passion behind this sloth like miniature shelled fuck ox ripping this sneaker a new one. ... »

THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA… SELLING YELLOW BABIES TO STERILE AMERICANS SINCE 1911! - The Sixth Nonsense »

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This an older clip from a comedy troupe called the Whitest Kids U’Know, If you’ve never seen their act before, you need to check them out. You can find them HERE. They’ve had a couple of huge hits. Some of which they never received credit for. Remember that Bud Light commercial a couple years ago where... »

Note: This is Satire Apparently, Hitler’s a huge Bills fan and he’s not too happy about Terrell Owens coming to Buffalo. Who can blame him? T.O’s splintered almost as many NFL teams as the Nazi’s slaughtered Jews during the holocaust… Too Soon? OK – maybe that joke was a bit tasteless, even for us. But at least we admit the... »

Note: This is Satire Stephen William Hawking CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA, PhD (Born January 8th, 1942) is a British theoretical physicist. Hawking is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge (but intends to retire from this post in 2009), a Fellow of Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge and the distinguished research chair... »