Evidence (NOUN): It could be key to solving thousands of crimes. Thank you Fox News for brightening my life again with your brilliance and infinite wisdom. Whatever would we do without you? - The Sixth Nonsense »

Question: Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster runs wild on YOU? Answer: Tear down the World Trade Center - The Sixth Nonsense »

If a fat chick falls in the woods, do the trees laugh? They don’t – but the bears shit themselves. - The Sixth Nonsense »

Breaking News Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press Writer Mar. 27th, 2009, 7:48PM Note: This is satire. FARGO, N.D. – Thousands of shivering, tired residents got out while they could and others prayed Friday as the actor, Steve Buscemi, threatened to unleash the biggest flood of terrible film roles North Dakota’s largest city has ever seen. The agonizing decision to stay or... »

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Note: This is satire George W.  Bush doesn’t care about Canadians. - Kanye West »

Has anyone seen the new GameFly commercial? It’s fairly amusing. I admit, I enjoyed it. But I had to laugh at the tag line that pops up at the end of the spot, it says “DON’T BUY A BAD GAME AGAIN”. While I agree with the general sentiment of the statement (I hate bad games... »

Think you can survive a Zombie infestation? Prove it. Take this .JPEG and develop your own bad ass zombie survival guides. When your finished, email it to us and we’ll share it with the rest of the class. Feel free to compare notes in the comments section. Remember, only you can prevent zombie brain cannibalization. - The... »

Anyone that has ever broken up with a lying whore will be able to appreciate this. The clip is old as all hell, but God dammit… if it encourages just one man…. just one man (Sorry I teared up there)  to do this, it was worth the post.  Now presenting I’m Going to Fuck... »

Christianity (NOUN): 1) The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your lord and master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity... »

This clip is beyond ancient, but it is definitely worth watching. Who knew Yakety Sax could make landmines fun again? On a side note, if you actually found this video funny you are either an extremely fucked up individual in need of some serious psychiatric care or a typical Anglophile… in need of some serious psychiatric... »

We’ve received a number of complaints recently about posts being littered with profanity. We’d like to take this moment to remind our readers, that contrary to popular belief, the words in question are not in fact random obscenities, but are instead strategically embedded expletives. Thank you for your time and have a wonderful fucking... »

The Sixth Nonsense is proud to promote the Blue Collar Riding Club’s 2009 Strip Poker Run. For those of you not familiar with the BCRC, they’re an independent motorcycle riding club based in the Mid Atlantic area of the USA. They’re cool as hell and support a number of great causes. You can find... »