Christianity

Christianity (NOUN):

1) The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your lord and master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some naked broad was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical bush.

2) A mixed group of pacifists from a number of different countries that are responsible for every major war in the last 1000 years, including a number of large skirmishes that they fought amongst themselves and other assorted groups of pacifists, including but not limited to the Hindus, the Muslims & the Buddhists.

3) Old School Emo Hipster Faggots

- The Sixth Nonsense

Tags: adam, Emo Faggots, eve, fruit, hipster, humanity, pacifists, pray, snake, the Buddhists, the Hindus, the Muslims, the sixth nonsense, tree of good and evil, zombie jesus

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