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Oscar Wilde Misquote
Note: This is satire A thing is not necessarily true because a man lies for it. - Oscar Wilde »
Samuel Adams Misquote
Note: This is satire Among the natural rights of the colonists are these: First a right to life, secondly to liberty, and thirdly to property; together with the right to defend them with lawyers, guns and money… lots and lots of money. - Samuel Adams »
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Thank you Jimmy Kimel. Blacks are chocking on the *BLEEP*, but not ready to swallow the *BLEEP*. *BLEEP* Spring vegetables. Mom, when you come up to *BLEEP* me, will you bring me a glass of water? - The Sixth Nonsense »
Thomas Jefferson Misquote
Note: This is satire Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear jumping out of your bathroom like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend. -Thomas Jefferson »
Nelson Mandela Misquote
Note: This is satire A good head and a sturdy shank are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela »
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Colleges warn students about Mexico
Note: This is satire Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press Writer Feb. 26, 2009, 10:28PM PHOENIX, AZ – The U.S. State Department and universities around the country are warning college students headed for Mexico for some spring-break partying of a surge in drug-related debauchery and mischief south of the border. “We’re not necessarily telling students to go, but we’re going to... »
Phelps Will Not Face Charges… Yet…
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Now that Michael Phelps won’t be facing drug charges today, he can try to distance himself from a photo that showed the Olympian smoking a massive cock. »
The Pocket Pussy… Man’s Best Friend?
The Pocket Pussy is arguably the greatest girlfriend a man could ever ask for. It’s constantly in the mood, it never speaks, nags or complains. You never have to buy it jewelry, flowers or dinner and at only $59.99 a twat, she’s a hell of a lot cheaper then any date I’ve ever been on. Oh,... »
Mr. Kutcher… the voice of a generation
Note: This is satire. In the future, history will reveal that Ashton Kutcher was in fact the true voice of our generation. For our generation, far more than any to come before us, actively celebrated the ripe sexuality of MILF’s. By wedding Demi Moore, Mr. Kutcher has gone beyond embracing this sentiment, he embodies it... »
Madden…The yardstick of a GENERATION
Note: This is satire. Madden is the yardstick by which all men younger than 30 are measured and judged. Many feel that the fault lies with the United States public school system. In my honest opinion, it has failed us time and time again, especially in regards to the study of hot routes. Did you know that 75%... »
The most ridiculous XBOX avatar EVER
Check this out. It is quite possibly the most ridiculous or at the very least, the most offensive XBOX Live avatar ever… who knew Microsoft was such a fan of minstrel shows. Props to ‘CPT B4N4N4P4NTS’ for the pic ~ The Sixth Nonsense »
Prop 8, the Future is Cumming
Note: This is satire. It is inevitable that someday Proposition 8 will be overturned and gays will be free to marry as they wish. Finally achieving equal status before the law, the Gays will then be free to conquer the world. Cruelly ruling the world with a giant rubber fist, the Gays will go on to... »
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Evolution, the theory
Evolution is just a theory. Just like Jesus is just a myth. Seriously, Christianity is big for the same reason why pot is illegal. Grandpa said it was legit… so it must be. Sure the idea is a little outdated and maybe I’m a bit too stoned for it to make any sense. And, just... »
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