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Sotomayor Receives Green Light From Senate (NSFW SATIRE)
Sonia Sotomayor pushed back vigorously Tuesday against Republican charges that she would bring bias and a liberal agenda to her her new role, insisting repeatedly she would be impartial as GOP senators tried to undercut her with her own words from past speeches. For all the pointed questioning in a grueling, daylong hearing, there was... »
Pagination, Navigation, Sublimation!
It’s official. We’ve got pagination folks and it doesn’t suck anymore. I hope this makes navigating the site a little easier. BOO YAH! »
Obama, Medvedev Share Flapjacks
A candid shot of United States President Barry Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev sharing an awkward breakfast of flapjacks after an all night international executive sodomy festival (Obama’s first since taking office). You know what the Russian’s say, “Once you go black, you never come back… from exile in Siberia”. - The 6th Nonsense »
Billy Mays is DEAD
For those of you who have not heard yet. Billy Mays, beloved pitchman and Just For Men Brush In Gel connoisseur, was found dead in his Tampa Florida home this morning. May’s body was discovered by his wife and no foul play is suspected. This is a sad day for fans of direct response marketing... »
Nikola Tesla is rolling in his grave…
And by rolling, I most certainly mean highfiving everyone buried within arms reach of his tomb. Apparently, Nokia has developed a cellphone prototype that can recharge itself. I know what your thinking, what’s the big deal? All cellphones come with rechargeable batteries. Does this phone have solar panels on it or some kind of tiny... »
Okla. Governor Intervenes in Flaming Lips Flap
Note: This is an actual story from the Associated Press OKLAHOMA CITY – Oklahoma lawmakers who voted against making a Flaming Lips tune the official state rock song represent a minority of “small-minded religious wackos,” the band’s lead singer says. Most state House members voted for a resolution recognizing 2002’s “Do You Realize??,” but conservatives who... »
Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls
Note: This is an actual news story from the Associated Press April 23rd, 2009 BLOOMINGTON, Minn. – Police said a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from... »
Thousands Flee Steve Buscemi
Breaking News Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press Writer Mar. 27th, 2009, 7:48PM Note: This is satire. FARGO, N.D. – Thousands of shivering, tired residents got out while they could and others prayed Friday as the actor, Steve Buscemi, threatened to unleash the biggest flood of terrible film roles North Dakota’s largest city has ever seen. The agonizing decision to stay or... »
Baltimore Strip Poker Run
The Sixth Nonsense is proud to promote the Blue Collar Riding Club’s 2009 Strip Poker Run. For those of you not familiar with the BCRC, they’re an independent motorcycle riding club based in the Mid Atlantic area of the USA. They’re cool as hell and support a number of great causes. You can find... »
unbeWEAVEable
“I invested a lot of money into this weave, and it saved my life”. KANSAS CITY, MO – Briana Bonds literally came within a hair’s breadth of dying late Wednesday night after her tightly-woven wig somehow stopped a speeding bullet. Bonds, 20, was in her car in a convenience store parking lot when a man... »
Doctored video traced to Baltimore TV reporter
Note: This is from www.hometownannapolis.com BALTIMORE (AP) — A television reporter in Baltimore was reportedly fired over a doctored YouTube video in which a phrase describing an escaped monkey’s scrotum was spliced into a comment about U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder. A video from a Fox News TV broadcast was altered to make it appear that... »
Prawo Jazdy
Note: This is an actual news story taken from Reuters. DUBLIN (Reuters) – Irish police have solved the mystery of a Polish recidivist who clocked up 50 traffic offenses on different addresses and who was never caught, after one officer noticed his name meant in Polish. An internal police memo cited by Irish papers... »
Barack Obama Eats Babies
Breaking News Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press Writer Feb. 18, 2009, 7:13PM Note: This is satire. Breaking news in the George W. Bush Eats Babies scandal that was unveiled earlier today. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican National Committee is denying all of the allegations previously reported against the former President and in a surprise move, they are now asserting that the... »
George W. Bush Eats Babies
Breaking News Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press Writer Feb. 18, 2009, 9:05AM Note: This is satire. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Sixth Nonsense has stumbled upon a report alleging that George W. Bush does in fact eat babies. The report, compiled by our crack team of investigative photojournalists, includes visual documentation of the former President of the United States of America... »
An Important Announcement from the Editors of The Sixth Nonsense!
The Sixth Nonsense is proud to announce that we are now listed six by Google Search for the extremely prestigious “Grandpa Shits” category. Congratulations and thanks go out to everyone who helped make this happen. A very special thanks goes out to GoDaddy.com for informing us today of our elite status. We couldn’t be... »
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