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		<title>Conservatives vs. Liberals&#8230; is this the Next New Moon?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone else notice the eerie resemblance of the recent health care debate to the promotion of the Twilight franchise&#8217;s most recent addition New Moon?
It begs the question &#8211; which team are YOU on?
Team Obama? Or Team Beck?
 
 The  following conversation was actually overheard at a recent conservative tea party:
 
&#8220;Ohhhh&#8230;  that Glen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nancy Pelosi &#8216;Abortion Decision Not An Easy One&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sudden spasm of intense debate over Nancy Pelosi&#8217;s abortion on Capitol Hill this week threatens not only to stall the passage of health care legislation, but also to shatter the delicate cease-fire that has governed the Pelosi abortion issue during the Obama era.
After months of dodging high-profile confrontations over abortion, Democrats — including President [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clinton Takes Bold Stand Against Women&#8217;s Suffrage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOSCOW &#8211; In a surprise move Wednesday, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for Russia to take a hard stance against women&#8217;s sufferage. 

On the second day of her Moscow visit, at the end of a European tour, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton voiced concerns over recent occurrences of women&#8217;s suffrage in Russia.
In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al-Qaida No. 2 calls Public Health Care &#8216;fraud&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CAIRO – Al-Qaida&#8217;s deputy leader on Monday seized upon President Barack Obama&#8217;s failure to bring about health care reform and called him a &#8220;fraud&#8221; in a new audio message.
Ayman al-Zawahri&#8217;s 28-minute audio message was mainly a jab at the looming death panels, but he also took the opportunity to slam the public option, which he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Report: 35 Million Are Living With Derp</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; New estimates project that more than 35 million people around the world are living with Alzheimer&#8217;s disease or other types of dementia &#8211; an ominous forecast as the world&#8217;s growing population grays.
The new eskimo is about 10 percent higher than what scientists had predicted just a couple years ago, because earlier research underestimated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pro-Lifers Champion Legal Rights Of Omelets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 03:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anonymous Press
DENVER, Colo. – There&#8217;s nothing subtle about the sales pitch by hot breakfast opponents who are gathering signatures at the Emaciated Christ Church 32nd Annual Fall Carnival for a ballot measure that would give legal rights to omelets.
&#8220;Would you like to sign a petition to stop omelets?&#8221; asks Keith Bacon, head of suburban Denver&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu Studies: 1 Dose Of Vaccine Is Enough</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sixth T. Nonsense
Anonymous Press, Medical Writer
BALTIMORE -  Good news in the world&#8217;s swine flu fight: One dose of the new H1N1 flu vaccine looks strong enough to infect adults — and can be transmitted within 10 days of the shot, Austrian and U.S. researchers said Thursday.
Austrian shot maker H.O.A.X. Ltd. published results of a study [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embattled Track Star Caster Semenya Gets A New Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Caster Semenya just got a brand new makeover. You may remember the South African runner from a controversy  stemming from last month&#8217;s world track championships.
Semenya was forced to undergo genetic testing to prove that she was not in fact Kimbo Slice.
In an effort to put critics to rest, Semenya last week appeared on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speed Cameras are Gay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Sixth T. Nonsense
Anonymous Press
TOWSON, MD &#8211; With a statewide ballot challenge out of the way, County Executive Jim Smith appears ready to move forward with speed cameras in Baltimore County soon after the law takes effect this fall.
Don Mohler, Smith&#8217;s spokesman, said there is no official timeline for delivering the legislation to the council but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Claims emerge that South Africa&#8217;s top female runner may actually be Kimbo Slice</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Sixth T. Nonsense, Anonymous Press
JOHANNESBURG (AFP) –  South Africa&#8217;s new 800-meter world champion Caster Semenya was declared a &#8220;girl&#8221; by local press Thursday, with the athlete&#8217;s family shrugging off questions about the runner&#8217;s gender.
All major newspapers&#8217; front pages pictured a burly Semenya who powered to a 1 minute 55.45 seconds win, the world&#8217;s best [...]]]></description>
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