Billy Mays is DEAD

For those of you who have not heard yet. Billy Mays, beloved pitchman and Just For Men Brush In Gel connoisseur, was found dead in his Tampa Florida home this morning. May’s body was discovered by his wife and no foul play is suspected.

This is a sad day for fans of direct response marketing and insomniacs everywhere. We here at TheSixthNonsense offer our most sincerest condolences to his family.

Mr. May’s… you, your commercials and your majestic beard will be missed dearly. We salute you.

- The Sixth Nonsense

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