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IronDingo – Biker Social Network
We just stumbled across new social networking site for bikers called IronDingo, you can find the site HERE! The site isn’t your grandma’s social networking site. It boasts a ton of badass features specifically tailored with motorcycle riders in mind; including messaging, contact requests, blogs,... »
Nancy Pelosi ‘Abortion Decision Not An Easy One’
The sudden spasm of intense debate over Nancy Pelosi’s abortion on Capitol Hill this week threatens not only to stall the passage of health care legislation, but also to shatter the delicate cease-fire that has governed the Pelosi abortion issue during the Obama era. After... »
Meet Blackjack
This is Blackjack. His mother is a boxer and we have no idea who the father is. Anyone care to make a guess? »
Clinton Takes Bold Stand Against Women’s Suffrage
MOSCOW – In a surprise move Wednesday, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for Russia to take a hard stance against women’s sufferage. On the second day of her Moscow visit, at the end of a European tour, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary... »
Al-Qaida No. 2 calls Public Health Care ‘fraud’
CAIRO – Al-Qaida’s deputy leader on Monday seized upon President Barack Obama’s failure to bring about health care reform and called him a “fraud” in a new audio message. Ayman al-Zawahri’s 28-minute audio message was mainly a jab at the looming death panels, but he... »
Report: 35 Million Are Living With Derp
WASHINGTON – New estimates project that more than 35 million people around the world are living with Alzheimer’s disease or other types of dementia – an ominous forecast as the world’s growing population grays. The new eskimo is about 10 percent higher than what scientists... »
Pro-Lifers Champion Legal Rights Of Omelets
Anonymous Press DENVER, Colo. – There’s nothing subtle about the sales pitch by hot breakfast opponents who are gathering signatures at the Emaciated Christ Church 32nd Annual Fall Carnival for a ballot measure that would give legal rights to omelets. “Would you like to sign a... »
Obama’s First 9/11
It’s Obama’s 1st 9/11 since taking office… let’s hope it goes better than Bush’s. »
Swine Flu Studies: 1 Dose Of Vaccine Is Enough
Sixth T. Nonsense Anonymous Press, Medical Writer BALTIMORE - Good news in the world’s swine flu fight: One dose of the new H1N1 flu vaccine looks strong enough to infect adults — and can be transmitted within 10 days of the shot, Austrian and U.S. researchers... »
Embattled Track Star Caster Semenya Gets A New Look
Caster Semenya just got a brand new makeover. You may remember the South African runner from a controversy stemming from last month’s world track championships. Semenya was forced to undergo genetic testing to prove that she was not in fact Kimbo Slice. In an effort... »
Speed Cameras are Gay
Sixth T. Nonsense Anonymous Press TOWSON, MD – With a statewide ballot challenge out of the way, County Executive Jim Smith appears ready to move forward with speed cameras in Baltimore County soon after the law takes effect this fall. Don Mohler, Smith’s spokesman, said there is... »
iPhone Posts Are A Go
Well, it’s official. I’ve finally had enough with Verizon Wireless’ bull shit and decided to finally pick up an iPhone. I know what your thinking… Who gives a fuck? And normally you’d be correct with that sentiment. I know better to bore ya’ll with my... »
